Infrequently Asked Questions:

1) Favourite smell? Fooballer’s linament.

2) Dress sense? I have 18 grey T-shirts.

3) First pet? An invisible elf.

4) Party trick? Leaving early.

5) Tattoos? None.

6) Best school subjects? Drawing, writing and day dreaming.

7) Favourite place? India / The New Forest / the sofa.

8) Vices? Cheese and The Antiques Roadshow.

9) Greatest fear? Zombie apocalypse.

10) Any regrets? Not yet.